Our Journey

At Red Candle Green Candle, we’re not financial advisors, tech gurus, or crypto billionaires (yet). We’re just a bunch of meme-loving degenerates with a dream: to make the crypto world a little less serious and a lot more hilarious. 🚀😂

We believe life’s too short to panic sell and cry into your ramen. So, instead of stressing about red candles, we turn them into punchlines. And green candles? Oh, those are for celebrating with memes so spicy, even Elon would retweet. 🌶️💚

Think of us as your virtual support group for market chaos. We’re here to keep you laughing, even when your portfolio looks like a rug-pulled piñata. 🪅💀

Whether you’re a crypto noob or a seasoned hodler, we’ve got memes, vibes, and zero financial advice (seriously, don’t sue us). Join us, and let’s ride this crazy blockchain rollercoaster together—one LOL at a time. WAGMI, fam! 🎉🐕💎